Top Ten Reasons that Football is Way Better than Math Class

10. Singing "We are the Champions" after getting the highest math average gets you beaten up.

9. Patting your buddy's butt after he scores a 98 on his math test just doesn't seem proper.

8. Smell of teacher's perfume not nearly as sweet as the aroma of sweat and shoulder pads.

7. When math teacher gets mad at you, his voice doesn't crack like a 14 year old's like Mr. Kelly's.

6. While chicks might dig math geeks, they simply can't resist a guy who can squeeze a pint and a half of sweat from his undershirt and who is as slippery as a bar of Dove soap.

5. Something not quite right about a group of guys showering together after doing math homework.

4. The X's and O's on Mr. Kelly's chalkboard are never squared, cubed, or whatever you call it when raised to the 4th power.

3. Polly the cheerleader is cuter than poly the nomial.

2. Getting the snot kicked out of you because you are a 140 lb 4th string defensive tackle is much more noble than getting the snot kicked out of you because you know the quadratic formula to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

1. Question - how big is the sports section in the paper, and how big is the honor roll section?